Is the Sky Really Falling in Lubbock?

Inquiring minds want to know.  Is a giant chicken rising out of the dust in Lubbock?

     That smithy dude is sure enough out there hammering feathers---not real feathers, but iron ones---real feathers would melt in all that heat.  The rumor going ‘round is that he is making a great big chicken for Chick Fil A to peck those Holstein dairy cows that can’t spell.  Then again, it may be for KFC, which used to be Kentucky Fried Chicken before "Fried" got to be un-politically correct---or is it politically un-correct.  Or in-correct?  In any case, I doubt if it’s for them.   They’d probably want just a big, sanitary “C”.

     One guy said that he’s making a giant Chicken Little and wiring him for sound, so he can hop around and tell everyone the sky is falling.  They’re gonna put it in front of the Tech Stadium, so next time, the football coach will have some warning.  I don’t reckon he’ll do much hopping---those feathers got to weigh a ton.